So, Taylor is cornell material? NOT!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A word to the wise, kiddies. Don't overachieve.
Go to U.B. It's a good school, and will get you just as good of a job as at Cornell. Well, maybe not, but at least you'll still be alive to receive the job offer.
Those gorges are looking mighty welcoming right about now...